Category Archive for humor

Best Intentions Poorly Executed

In some humorous small town news from the US -
Marijuana left at police chief’s home
WINNECONNE – A voice mail message Winneconne Police Chief Peter Running received at his home assured him the package on his doorstep was nothing to fear; it would not explode.
Running found the package marked “fragile” a week ago wrapped in [...]

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Lego’s Gone Wild

we found this bit on another word press blog and couldn’t resist adding it to the Chronicle
 

Lego men rolling a joint. (they are Technics Lego men and, as far as I’ve heard, they are only to be found in Europe)

~ by riot on 13 December 2007.

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A Pot Culture Variety Show

Returning to our archival efforts, featuring stories from smaller weekly and alternative papers, we now would like to share a piece from Pasadena Weekly . . .
Bongloads of Justice
How getting caught up in a federal drug raid turned Pasadena comic Tere Joyce into a marijuana missionary
By Joe Piasecki
Tere Joyce finds humor in just about [...]

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Need Some Help There Sister?

We’re not even sure anymore where we found this amusing little pic . . .

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The Naked Truth About “weeds”

On a lighter note, excerpted from the Thunder Bay Chronicle-Journal . . .

Mary-Louise Parker says snake is no fake in publicity photo for Showtime’s ’Weeds’
By The Canadian Press
Monday, August 13, 2007
BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. (AP) - Posing naked for a publicity photo for her offbeat Showtime comedy series “Weeds” was no big deal for Mary-Louise [...]

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The I Ching W/ Chong

While off surfing the other day, we ran across an interesting blog that featured a review of Tommy Chong’s book, The I Chong: Meditations From The Joint. We thought it would be nice to archive it here for ourselves and our readers, since it’s not a review we plan to get around to ourselves. [...]

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Sgt Hanson’s Approximate Guesstimate

Some drug war warriors have no idea how idiotic they sound to educated individuals when they try and throw around fake drug war propaganda. Sometimes, they go so far as to be laughable. That’s actually the case with Humboldt County’s Sergeant Wayne Hanson, part of that county’s drug enforcement unit, who earlier this [...]

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Weekend Update

“Researchers tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn’t get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, “Thank you?”
Jimmy Fallon - SNL News
“Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.”

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Nice Dreams Rhymes with Ice Creams

Since we mentioned Cheech and Chong in our previous post, we thought we’d give our readers a bit of background, because it dawned on us that some of our readers might not even have been born when this comedy duo was at the height of their success. Life certainly has changed a bit in the [...]

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Mister Softee Goes Up in Smoke

 

I’m usually passin’ by just around eleven o’clock
And if you let it cool you one time, you’ll be my regular stop
I’m your ice cream man, stop me when I’m passin’ by
See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
lyric by Van Halen
This story is a little bit different take on the Good Humor® man, but [...]

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Boosters Bounce Buds

Our bird’s eye reporters here at the Cannabis Chronicles recently discovered yet another cannabis related story from Arcata, deep in the heart of California’s Emerald Triangle. This story revolves around a fairly innocent a matter, believe it or not it’s about a local magazine’s cover story.
Here’s the local coverage, once again compliments of [...]

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Rollin’ W/ Ricky

Here at the Cannabis Chronicles our primary focus isn’t on covering sports stoners, or cannabis celebrities, those kinda folks seem to get plenty of attention on their own without our help. However, when a good story jumps up in our face, we can’t always resist.
For instance, when Michael Vick recently tested positive for marijuana, [...]

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No More Monkey Business

When Foggy was searching for illustrations to go with Dykster’s recent contribution to the Cannabis Chronicles, he ran across this nice little cartoon.
Remember now boys and girls, drug trafficking and illicit growing cartels destroy wilderness and harm wildlife.
Only YOU can grow your own, and put an end to this vicious cycle of destruction and terror!
This [...]

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Survivor MJ

Fitting under the category of folks who will do just about anything to make a buck, we now present video excerpts from: “The Smoked Out Show”, compliments of OnMarijuana.com.
Marijuana EXTREME! DVD
It had to happen eventually. At first it was just sports that were EXTREME! Then candy and chips. Then the toothpaste started getting EXTREME!. And [...]

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