Is It Our Tern?

Following months of marijuana busts, the DEA burned the contraband in a remote region.
The fire was blazing brightly when an agent noticed that a flock of terns was flying around the area. Concerned about the effects of the smoke on the birds, the DEA called the National Audubon Society.
Their worst fears were confirmed. There was not one tern left unstoned.
Joke submitted by John Arends to the April 2005 issue of “Readers Digest”. Picture by John James Audubon - Birds of America, From Drawings Made in the United States and Their Territories: Published: London 1827-38
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